they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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