I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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