Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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