Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
no you cant smoke seaweed
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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