So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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