Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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