Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
