But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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