I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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