sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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