PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She announced her abortion via fbk
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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