OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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