i was born a porn star she said
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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