Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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