your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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