yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
