I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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