Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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