32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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