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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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