your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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