I need help removing her.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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