I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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