i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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