there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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