dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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