38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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