ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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