Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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