quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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