we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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