She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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