Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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