my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
tell me about the fingering
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