***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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