What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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