Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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