And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I see more hoeing in ur future
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