Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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