hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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