Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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