How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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