One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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