dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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