I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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