Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
