those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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