Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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