she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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