i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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