doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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