Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize