belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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