You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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