tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
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