Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
