Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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