I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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