So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
